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7th Psychopath Coffee

Psycho Beanie Bundle

Psycho Beanie Bundle

Regular price R 850.00 ZAR
Regular price R 950.00 ZAR Sale price R 850.00 ZAR
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CUFFED KNITTED BEANIES (Color)
7th Psycho Coffee (Grind)

Psycho Beanie Bundle - The Ultimate Psycho Starter Pack

Unlock the ultimate psycho experience with our exclusive Psycho Beanie Bundle for just R850, complete with complimentary delivery. This package isn't just a collection of items; it's the initiation into a realm of intensity and flavor reserved for the bold.

What's Inside:

  • Two 250g bags of our signature coffee, the epitome of strength and taste.
  • One 7th Psycho Branded Coffee Mug, the latest full-color edition that's as bold as our brew.
  • One 7th Psycho Branded Beanie, a statement piece for those who wear their coffee passion with pride.

The Coffee: Dive into the depth of a coffee that's taken us over three years to perfect. Not satisfied with being merely the strongest, we've honed our beans to offer a flavor profile that's unparalleled—rich, full-bodied, and bittersweet with a whisper of dark chocolate pecan nuts and a peaty aroma, all finished with the subtlest hint of lime.

The Philosophy: We could spin you tales all day, but we'd rather let our coffee speak for itself. Handcrafted by individuals fueled by a psychopathic passion for caffeine, our coffee is stripped of pretense and filled with authenticity. No artificial additives, no nonsense—just pure, unadulterated psycho strength.

The Warning: With caffeine levels exceeding 24000mg/kg, this is not a beverage for the faint of heart. We advise a dosage of one cup per day for a surge of superhuman energy. Not suitable for children, pregnant or nursing women, or anyone sensitive to caffeine's electrifying effects.

Embrace the Psycho Within: Join the ranks of caffeine psychopaths who understand that coffee isn't just a drink—it's a lifestyle. With the Psycho Beanie Bundle, you're not just sipping coffee; you're partaking in a culture of extremes, where every cup is a story and every sip a journey.

Get ready, get set, and let the psycho adventure begin!


 

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